A personals site based in Britain, where people can post their photo for everyone to see, boast about themselves, pretend to be someone else, or indulge their narcissism to their heart's content. Tempted by offers of apparently non-existant parties in London, people sign up to find that the site encourages them to insult other members, deface their photographs, and steal things in exchange for jelly beans. Tragic.
"I thought faceparty would be great, but then I saw through the bullsh*t"
Deficating while recieving oral sex.
Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy
probably the ugliest creature that mother nature created.
okay, let's start from his top:
he's got a very old-fashioned hair-style which is parted in the middle, and it's always greasy and un manageable.
he's eyes, are well...super tight that he almost cant see,(maybe thats why he still thinks hes good looking in the mirror)
he's nose is uber flat and his nose hair are soo long that they come out of his nostrils,
his ears is soo oddly shaped, almost like an elf, and he never cleans them and its full of wax, thats why he cant hardly hear,
his lips are coloured violet/blue and they are no longer reddish and they are always dry,
his tooth is broken and he talks in a funny way,
his neck, his nape is soo dark no matter how he uses skin lighteners,
his entire body is mostly composed of fats, and his penis is only 2 inches i think, and his thighs ares soo skinny and his body shape is soo awkward. and his clothing, um...they are sooo 5 years ago.
he is beautiful, no matter what they say...
yes words wont bring him down...
so dont you bring him down, today...
a not hot gay boy, who wants to be like cher
at first, and then jessica simpson
, and after watching that movie bring it on, he suddenly likes to be kirsten dunst. he then wanted to become a cheerleader even though he's sooo fat!
isiah: OMG! is that kirsten dunst!
isiah: stop calling me marvin, from now on my name is jessica simpson.
*then he tells everyone to call him jessica simpson and gets so angry if called marvn*
Derogative term for trousers worn too short (approx 1-3 inches above the shoe), often with white socks underneath making the jack-up more obvious.
Check that guy's jack-ups
My best trousers had shrunk, resulting in fairly serious jack-ups
I band who sucks at playing music.
Royal orange is a bad band
WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.
DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD
NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF
JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE
RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF