bluescreened

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

bluescreened by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

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bluescreen

When a computer crashes and shows an error message with a blue background. Generally makes your computer unusable until you reboot.

The new itunes was running great until it decided to bluescreen on me and I lost my homework.

bluescreen by muzikluvir November 1, 2005

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Bluescreen Face

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*

i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi

Bluescreen Face by Ampy2 April 29, 2019

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Bluescreening

(verb): when confronted with many tasks, the act of procrastinating.

Referring to the Blue Screen of Death, when a computer crashes from trying to run too many programs.

I have so many projects due this week, I'm just Bluescreening.

Bluescreening by Phil Colson May 25, 2008