by BlackMona January 23, 2010
by hwidtyayth February 16, 2009
BLP (Backward-Looking People) is a term coined by Dr. Melamade to describe the self-styled members of a militantly religious, nameless resistance he and his friends encountered during his campaigns for the legalisation of cannabis. They are thus (Pseudo) adults who speak against marijuana. Although one cannot say this of Anslinger himself (who might have been misinformed or in a catch-22) -- BLPs today are the intellectually dead people, who do not have a habit of thinking, don't have the habit of google searching to improve their worldview, i.e. who do not make lakatosian research programs in their minds, that is to say, do not spontaneously (and cannot easily) engage in (nonlinear) thinking*. It is a terror to imagine that our political systems are so weak that we could be led by such people, but there are examples.
"Before going to the court to testify against the weed smokers, the BLPs were seen jumping with glee as they came out of the head office of the pharmaceutical company."
by Yoyo's_timetin August 19, 2018
by dbqBuddha September 1, 2005
Best Laid Plans
The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, BLP and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
(stolen from urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=fronkzippo)
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, BLP and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
(stolen from urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=fronkzippo)
by anononame May 4, 2019
SoFlo jit makin his way up in the rap game. Known for his genius wordplay often making Jewish references, his opps, and his haters who stay broke and mad. Next big hitta out the sunshine state 💯
by Yung fukka May 4, 2023