blowjack 

The act of stealing a blowjob, either in-process or out.

Damn, did you see how fast tim can blowjack, he got that dude over there well.

or

Josh just blowjacked jason good.

blowjack by nimblejack August 26, 2009

Blowjack 

Receiving a blow job and getting jacked off simultaneously.

He specializes in blowjacks. He's good with his hands AND mouth.

Blowjack by yourbffbrett April 2, 2009

Blogjack 

Blogjack is a G rated term for blogdick. Blogjack or Blogjacking is to post your comment under the first comment in a blog in an attempt for readers and the blogger to see your comment before reading other comments in the blog.

To cut in line inside of a blog.

To place a comment in a blog under another comment near the top that has nothing to do with the above comment.

Most popular blogs will have a blog jack or blog dick line see Miles Cole's blogs on myspace for a good example.

BlogJack line starts here

Blog jacking is allowed on some blogs but not on others.

"Mind if I blogjack?"

Blogjack by Miles Cole November 5, 2009

Back Door Blowback 

The act of passing gastric wind directly from one anal cavity to another which is subsequently re-released by the receiver.

The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.

Hey Dude, I gave that bird a stonking back door blowback the other night, it fucking reeked!

Back Door Blowback by The Shanners May 4, 2015

Toilet Bowl Blowback 

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

Toilet Bowl Blowback by Fozter July 9, 2010

fecal blowback 

Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.

fecal blowback by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010

blowjaco 

The act of eating a hard shelled taco while receiving a blowjob. The giver may or may not know that a taco is being eaten. Often results in over excitement which leads to premature ejaculation.

She was trying to keep the fact that she gave a blowjaco concealed but going down the walk of shame with lettuce stuck in her hair was a dead giveaway.

Person 1: "Hey man how was last night? Did you get any?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I hid a taco by my bed so I snuck in a blowjaco while my cock was in her mouth."

blowjaco by blowjaco69 September 28, 2011