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blowjaco 

The act of eating a hard shelled taco while receiving a blowjob. The giver may or may not know that a taco is being eaten. Often results in over excitement which leads to premature ejaculation.
She was trying to keep the fact that she gave a blowjaco concealed but going down the walk of shame with lettuce stuck in her hair was a dead giveaway.

Person 1: "Hey man how was last night? Did you get any?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I hid a taco by my bed so I snuck in a blowjaco while my cock was in her mouth."
blowjaco by blowjaco69 September 28, 2011
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blowjack 

The act of stealing a blowjob, either in-process or out.
Damn, did you see how fast tim can blowjack, he got that dude over there well.

or

Josh just blowjacked jason good.
blowjack by nimblejack August 26, 2009
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Blowjack 

Receiving a blow job and getting jacked off simultaneously.
He specializes in blowjacks. He's good with his hands AND mouth.
Blowjack by yourbffbrett April 2, 2009

blowjacker

A form of verbal disdain for someone
who performs oral sex .
I did not have sexual relations with
that woman - She was just a blowjacker ! .
blowjacker by E - FUMBLER January 10, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008