by Yeetman you July 23, 2021
"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"
by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023
by microfinedroplettechnology February 27, 2007
A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.
by Sean Malherbe October 8, 2007
This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!
by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009
Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.
by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018
A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.
A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!
by macdude72 October 29, 2008