Definitions by macdude72

Blort 

A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.

A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!

Blort by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009