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blootered 

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.
blootered by T July 15, 2002
Related Words
1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk
1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.
Blooter by Lambchops November 23, 2004
bitch ass loser

created wen i wanted t call mah older brother bitch but i couldnt so i called him loser nd it came out bloozer =
watta bloozer he is!!!
bloozer by YeSr... September 20, 2007
to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)
(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered
blooter by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

Blooterus 

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
Blooterus by Yoey14 January 7, 2012
Racist term for the only black waitress at your local Hooters.
We went to Hooters hoping to ogle some hot white meat and we got ourselves the Blooter instead!
Blooter by ICP 4EVA November 2, 2010