blomming

The act of a thing, person or animal that bloms.

To trick another into drinking one's urine.

Look at Sophie, she's about to get a good blomming!

blomming by Nirmal_J February 13, 2008

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004

Blooming 

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.

Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!

Blooming by Matthew678 January 16, 2019

Bloomington, Minnesota 

A city with a population over 80,000+ people, located not far from Minneapolis. Home to the Mall of America, Nickelodeon Universe (formerly known as Camp Snoopy), Minneapolis/St. Paul Int'l Airport, an IKEA, the headquarters of Toro, and was home to the old Met's stadium. Larger than Bloomington, Illinois.

I am leaving my house today to go to Bloomington, Minnesota, not the Illinois one, to do some shopping.

Bloomington, Minnesota by DerTrommler August 1, 2012

Brommingled Fund 

A Fund which consists of the pooled assets of several bros. A Brommingled Fund invests most of its assets in developing markets (i.e. Bromania, The Chick Republic, and Buttswana).

Tanner: Dude, our Brommingled Fund is down circa 10% this month!
Chad: Bro, you can't panic every time there is a correction in the Gangbangladesh market!

Brommingled Fund by Do the Stammy Leg October 2, 2016

Bloomington-Normal 

A generic place. So generic that it’s slogan might as well be “Keep Bloomington-Normal”.

“I went to Bloomington-Normal. Just like everyone else who has ever visited, I have nothing remarkable to recount.”

Bloomington-Normal by TK2000 October 28, 2023