Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

blogtress 

A female blogger. Often used in an admiring context

She was a wonderful blogtress who updated often and with quality content

blogtress by M. Pultz October 6, 2010

blogsturbation 

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.

JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.

blogsturbation by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009

Boogetgu

The very fabric of the universe, and everything surrounding us. Boogetgu can also be used as an example for a drum beat, in triplets.

"Joel, the part goes boogetgu boogetgu boogetgu. Get it right or get the fuck out."

"Boogetgu is just too large to comprehend, us humans will never understand."

"I've heard that only 2 people in the world have come to understand what Boogetgu ACTUALLY means. Joel Goldberg and Jake Moyers are the selected few."

Boogetgu by Karl A. Fladonk November 13, 2009

Blogtard 

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Blogstipation 

n. Inability to blog regularly.
n. Inability to think of anything to blog about.

It's been quite a while since I blogged about anything and I have the feeling of blogstipation.

Blogstipation by hippy2981 March 14, 2006

bloge 

a very skinny, ugly and tall person with a wig made out of cheetos.

Yo, you see that bloge over there? Pretty ugly.

bloge by Insan1ty_ November 2, 2020