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Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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Comes from the word "budget" which is to manage your money, and the word "minimize", which usually means you are in the act of making smaller.
1) I need to budgetize my money for the parties this weekend.

2) I need to budgetize my money for that trip to Las Vegas next month!
budgetize by Nick October 15, 2004
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Bridgetize 

When something is made suitable for or by people specifically named Bridget.
“Wow! This apartment has been completely Bridgetized! She’s going to love it!”
Bridgetize by Pseudonymian Sam July 29, 2020

blogesize 

1) To be written about or shown on a 3rd party blog.

2) To have one's work published to a 3rd party blog.

*origin: from Televise-just as media content is televised by networks, blog worthy content can be blogesized by bloggers.
ex The results of the competition will be blogesized @ someblog.com
blogesize by aa00 April 28, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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