j-lo blo-jo

what that lucky bastard a-rod gets every night

im good friends with alex. i wonder if he would mind if i borrowed jen for a j-lo blo-jo.im gonna ask him. if i come running out, start the car!

j-lo blo-jo by burbman1969 April 15, 2021

Blojob 

"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.

"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"

Blojob by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021

Polo Blojo 

The act of vigorously brushing your teeth before performing oral sex on a male. It gives a tingling sensation.

"She gave me the Polo Blojo last night, it felt rather odd."

Polo Blojo by TJigg December 22, 2007

Blojob 

A combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. One of the lesser-known Bond villains. NEVER to be confused with blowjob

He said you looked like Blofeld...he said you looked like Oddjob...he said you looked like a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob...you look like Blojob." - Stephen "Goggle-eyed Monster" Merchant

Blojob by DickieAnderson July 30, 2011

blojo 

Similar to mojo, but related to writing in your blog.

I can't think of anything to blog about, I think I've lost my blojo.

blojo by wine makes mummy clever January 28, 2007

blojob 

a blow job with pure visual optics heritage

god i just had a great blojob based around the refractive index of 1.53 through my angle of incidence

blojob by Tony Bulbasaur March 29, 2009

Surprise blojob

When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.

"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"

Surprise blojob by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023