by Skinny Boi March 29, 2005
Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
by morgz1 January 1, 2012
by ski' b March 27, 2010
to run quickly or cover a large area in a small amount of time. Usually resulting in diving on the ground and getting floorburn
by 9er September 26, 2005
When someone calls doorknob after a fart the person calls blitz to fight back the game only end when one of the 2 persons touches a doorknob
Phil : spews gas out of his assshole
Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!
Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game
Nick: doorknob you sick fuck
Phil: saffeee/ (nick cutting phil off) to late you big dumb bitch!
Phil:"blitz"
Nick and phil beat the shit out of each other until one of them crawls to a doorknob to get a blowjob from Phil's mother and to end the game
by Girlypleaser July 28, 2017
by shas May 26, 2006
The act of consuming both alcohol and marijuana to achieve a unique combination of the two substances effects. When alcohol is consumed first this combination typically results in a marijuana high with more energy and less paranoia.
by k-dizzledanksta April 28, 2007