Blind Sided 

To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.

1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.

2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.

Blind Sided by PDiggy March 18, 2010

Blind sided 

when a person falls in love with a toxic person while their friends are constantly warning about the dangers of the toxic person.

Person 1: Abby is talking to Steve again when I told her that he’s gonna take advantage of her.

Person 2: She’s obviously blind sided. She doesn’t see what he’s doing to her and drops us to not hear any bad things about him.

Blind sided by ek2016021618 July 12, 2018

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

Blindsided Drunk by for real2 August 16, 2011

Blindsided 

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

Blindsided by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided 

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

Blindsided by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

blindslided 

When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.

Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.

blindslided by PurdueWallace May 27, 2011

Blindslided 

The act of surreptitiously editing a coworkers PowerPoint presentation in such a manner as to cause embarrassment when the slides are being presented.

Someone screwed with Fitch's charts after he turned them it. Man, he got blindslided at the meeting!

Blindslided by TheCrosj March 12, 2018