bleakender

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music

DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009

bleakender by tito the topper February 4, 2010

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Bleakend

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.

Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."

Bleakend by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011

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bleakender • beamenderfer • Bleakend • Blake Anderson

beamenderfer

crazy sex act

dude, my girl friend gave me a beamenderfer last night

beamenderfer by EFQ March 11, 2009

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beamenderfer

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

beamenderfer by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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