bleakender 

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music

DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009

bleakender by tito the topper February 4, 2010

Bleakend 

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.

Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."

Bleakend by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011

beamenderfer 

crazy sex act

dude, my girl friend gave me a beamenderfer last night

beamenderfer by EFQ March 11, 2009

beamenderfer 

a giant log turd

Mr. Holik: Did some beamenderfer on the toilet in the mens room?

beamenderfer by um-hi-yo April 2, 2009