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Bleakend 

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.
Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
Bleakend by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011
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Breakend 

Noun: 1) Any four consecutive days off of school or work but must include a Saturday or Sunday. Anything more than is considered a break, while anything less is a weekend.

2) Thursday-Sunday

3) Friday-Monday
"What's up man? Are you excited for Easter Breakend"
Breakend by Breakend Barbarian April 19, 2009
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A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"

bleaked out 

a term that means drinking an abundant amount of alcohol causing you to pee your pants and as embarrassing as this sounds you don't even know it and you laugh hysterically
"yo dude you hear about finch at Sara's party last week "

"nah dude what happened"

"he bleaked out in front of ever body so they kicked him out"

"haha what a loser"
A weekend devoted to sniffing beak every night, usually a Thursday-Sunday routine.
Have a happy beakend, everyone!
beakend by beakend March 18, 2014

The Bleaken 

A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"
-To have your mind altered by marijuana and meth-amphetamine.
ey whats up man,What are you doing??

Im Bleaked!!

What!?

Ya blown and tweaked!!
bleaked by Michael Rurka May 2, 2011