Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.
I had to change my underware after I blarted.
The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"
Oh my god, I was sitting at a meeting and this dude started to blart everywhere.
A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.
The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.
When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.
My fart was so intense i blarted.
The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.