a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart
i just blarted
by jgootsspacesoots March 08, 2009
A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.
"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.
by Bizzy C January 09, 2009
Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.
I had to change my underware after I blarted.
by Ted E. July 08, 2005
The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
by moopups August 30, 2003
Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
by pledge prez March 08, 2005
When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"
Oh my god, I was sitting at a meeting and this dude started to blart everywhere.
by James M. December 08, 2005
A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.
After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.
by KVC-KillMePlease July 10, 2008