any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop
my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center
by WordMongrel June 04, 2009
a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart
i just blarted
by jgootsspacesoots March 08, 2009
A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.
"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.
by Bizzy C January 09, 2009
Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.
I had to change my underware after I blarted.
by Ted E. July 08, 2005
The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
by Aeryck July 05, 2005
The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
by moopups August 30, 2003
Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
by pledge prez March 08, 2005