bladdered 

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

bladdered by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

bladdered 

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

bladdered by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

bladdered 

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

bladdered by Fergusg May 13, 2006

bladdered 

to urinate on a sex partner (a consensual act)

She was beggin me, so I bladdered her

bladdered by Dick Weed May 13, 2005

Blenderred 

The feeling of purity, relax and a clear mind.

"I've finished all my homework, I have no school tomorrow, nothing to worry about! I feel blenderred"

Blenderred by whenwordsarentgoodenough November 29, 2015

bladderhell 

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

...............

Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

bladderhell by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

Bladderwreck 

A fear induced feeling to wee

Willy had a bladderwreck watching his shadow move.

Bladderwreck by Lil_arch September 11, 2025