Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladder

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

bladdered

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

bladder

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

by Clean Fil February 19, 2005

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Bladder

Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.

I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.

by AwesomeSauceGeek October 23, 2016

bladdered

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

by Fergusg May 3, 2006