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A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.
Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc. did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).
or ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)? |
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"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"
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means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!" i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me
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to urinate on a sex partner (a consensual act) She was beggin me, so I bladdered her
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