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Mars Blackmon 

Mars Blackmon first appeared in the movie "She's Gotte Have It" and was played by Spike Lee. Later on he became the Nike and Air Jordan guru from the late 80's through the early 90's starring in commercials along with Michael Jordan to promote the new line of Air Jordan shoes.
"Please, baby, baby, baby, baby, please!"

"Yo! This is Mars Blackmon and I'm chilling with my main man, Michael Jordan!"
Mars Blackmon by Joe Doc March 27, 2005
Derek is a blackso
Blackso by Puerto Rican vlack August 30, 2018

Blackmon 

The act of saying you have to take a dump when you work place requires you to fulfill your job duties, or when a coworker needs help with anything that may resemble an act of work.
Where did Johnny go I thought he was helping you work on that? Oh he Blackmon'd me.
Blackmon by LMLW January 10, 2022

BLACKMON 

A exercise routine which employs such workouts as sweep the floor, and streach and yawn.
Clean up this dam place, and do it blackmon style.
BLACKMON by b--rad January 12, 2008

Hulk Blacko 

Like Hulk Basso, but black
oh I love that hot-ass Hulk Blacko.
Hulk Blacko by BeanMan9000 October 21, 2019

Evan James Blackmon 

Friend with everybody, hella Good looking, Smart af, athletic, and gets all the pussy
Evan James Blackmon is one of the coolest people I know