Blackjack 

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjack and hookers 

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014

Blackmail 

To force (someone) to do something by using threats or manipulating their feelings.

E.g. CNN threatened to broadcast a Reddit posters personal information to over 2 billion people worldwide unless he took down and apologised for a hilarious meme he (allegedly) made of president Trump wrestling CNN WWF style, that is actually blackmail.

Blackmail by CNNknowsMyName July 6, 2017

blackmaled 

To be blackmaled is to have had intense sexual relations with a black male.

Person 1: "Why didn't Rachel come to work today?"
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."

blackmaled by nutzipper March 15, 2011

Blackhawk Pilot

The Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

Blackhawk pilots are the Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

Blackhawk Pilot by SuudoPseudonyn August 13, 2018

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. 

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>. by zacon November 29, 2003

Emotional Blackmail 

When the people in your life use fear, obligation, and guilt to manipulate you. It is a very powerful form of manipulation in which the person directly or indirectly threatens to punish you if you don't compile with how they want you to behave.

Some examples of things Emotional Blackmailers say are: "If you really loved me..." "After all I've done for you..." "How can you be so selfish..."

An emotional blackmail artist will use your vulberabilities and deepest secrets against you.

Emotional Blackmail by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006