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A Blackrom describes a category of relationships that fall under the hate hemisphere, and are associated with the color black. They are tied to strongly negative emotions.

There are two kinds of Blackroms: Auspisticism and Kismesissitude.

1. An auspistice is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Auspisticism need only be felt by the auspistice and not the two parties in the mediated relationship.

2. Kismesissitude is linked to hatred, and it is necessary that both parties feel hatred towards each other. Although, it may be based on a mix of hatred and sexual attraction. The person you feel kismesissitude for is known as your kismesis. The term is closely related to "potent arch-rivalry".
John: What's with Rose and Eridan these days?
Dave: I don't know man, but I smell a Blackrom brewing.
Blackrom by bottledair May 4, 2014
A book or collection of papers used by graffiti artists to paractice writing. Usually a black hardcover book with blank pages but can just be a notebook or collection of papers.
Damn did you see that piece in Dank's blackbook
blackbook by Krilz December 11, 2005
To comb hair towards the roots, esp. to increase volume and esp. common of a scene kid or person with dreadlocks.
The key to making realistic dreads is backcombing - literally, combing the hair in the opposite direction to which it 'grows' (or would if it was coming off your head).
backcomb by Wrench May 3, 2006

blackboard football 

i just beat your ass in blackboard football
blackboard football by Eddie J. September 11, 2007

Blackrobatics 

a. the innate ability of colored people to perform exemplary kinesthetic feats

b. The act of running, jumping over obstacles and evading pursuers with ease

c. the illusory correlation or attribution of color as an explanation of athletic ability
My best friend of color totally cleared that fence using blackrobatics.
Blackrobatics by MLLmll September 25, 2010