Blackburt 

Someone who will say anything at anytime no matter who they are beside

Did he really just say that? What a blackburt

Blackburt by YUNGSO October 23, 2016

BlackBerryBerry 

an illness brought on by excessive texting

Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

BlackBerryBerry by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 16, 2010

Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.

Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

Blackbeard mains by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020

blackbear 

Mat Musto, or better known as blackbear, is an american hip-hop recording artist, singer-songwriter, and record producer from Los Angelis California. He is associated with G-eazy, Mike Posner, Mod Sun, and (sadly) Jacob Sartorius. Bear is best known for his two songs 'Idfc' and 'Dirty Laundry' off album Deadroses. He's all in all a great person. he's beautiful and knows what true talent is. he's the most talented upcoming artist out there.

girl: "i'm in love with everything blackbear does. have you heard his most recent album, digital druglord ?"

friend: "well, duh. it's only like- the best album of 2017."

blackbear by modsunbabybear July 7, 2017

Blackbear 

One of the best singers ever. Check his music out if you want. He’s such a genuine person!

Person 1: “wow this is a good song!” Person 2: “I know right?! It’s by Blackbear.”

Blackbear by Jizznica July 30, 2018

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

blackboard learning tool by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

blackberry shuffle 

The slow, meandering, annoying way someone walks when they're on their blackberry and they're not paying attention to how much they are in everybody else's way.

"I would have been here earlier but I was stuck getting out of the subway behind some idiot doing the blackberry shuffle."

blackberry shuffle by suerewoo March 7, 2007