black wack
black wack by shizzle makizzle October 21, 2003
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
Blackjack
Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.
After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.
Blackjack and hookers
An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014
Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.
What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Blackjack Scout
Blackjack Scout by ibjp March 25, 2011
Blackjacking
Blackjacking by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009