Turd Black 

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

Turd Black by blackshitz October 3, 2012

back turd 

Party pooper, downer

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?

back turd by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

blackture 

The essence of African-American culture.

I'm studying blackture this semester...it's important to know what's real about that interesting culture.

blackture by YAWA February 4, 2018

blacktard 

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person

"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"

blacktard by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008

blacktude

the confidence that only black men have when it comes to chatting up members of the opposite sex.

You need blacktude to pull pure girl, you get me? Blacktude, black attitude.

blacktude by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

blacktard 

Similar to a 'mental retardation', however, characterized by overuse of hip hop terms and showing little hope for in-depth cognitive function.

Caucasian blacktard: "Yo, I did fail dat math test but itz all good cause datz how I roll. lol"

Asian blacktard: "Fo real, these 22" rims will fit on my civic, playa, don't hate."

Grandpa: You can tell me about the concert without sounding like such a blacktard.

blacktard by Tedro357 February 16, 2009

blacktarded 

that time when you become tired and lazy, mostly late at nite, when your typing and/or speech is less than satisfactory or slurred resulting in a mixture of ebonics and mentally-challenged English

You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd? go out with some one pretty, in ur league, stop going for ugly bitches (bitches as girls who have McAttitude problems) '

blacktarded by Baby Cub October 25, 2007