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Black Thomas 

A sexual position that is explained in the example.
A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.

It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!

When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
Black Thomas by mooman91 May 29, 2009
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Thomas Brack 

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

Thomas Brack 

A Thomas Brack is a really stupid person, not necessarily unintelligent but just absurd and odd in a bad way. Typically ginger with a tiny penis.
"the date was terrible, he was such a Thomas Brack"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026