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bitchecker 

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchecker by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

Bitchsuck 

Usually when one hurts ones self or fails at something. Pretty much when something just sucks like a bitch...
*walking through hallway casually minding ones buisness*
*stubs toe*
'AH!! BITCHSUCK!'






'so man i was doing a test today and i totally flunked'
'ohh...what a bitchsuck :/'

Bitchsuck by Lealah April 7, 2009

bitchhickers 

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!
bitchhickers by crincled November 7, 2010

bitchcocker 

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.
" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!
bitchcocker by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009

Bitchfucker 

"My friend is a bitchfucker, I've never seen his girl friend say anything nice."
Bitchfucker by saghar May 1, 2009

bitchsuckle 

to spoil, to mollycoddle, to baby, to treat overprotectively and leave unprepared for real-world problems (e.g. as parent to child). By analogy to "bitchslap"; evocative of a whelp at the teat
He's never had to take care of himself because he's been bitchsuckled his whole life by mommy and daddy
bitchsuckle by Mo' Juiced July 24, 2011