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bitchpissed 

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
bitchpissed by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008
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Bitchipline 

(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.

(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.
Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."

Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."
Bitchipline by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011

Bitch Hips 

A man who has an anemically underdeveloped upper body, giving the overall illusion that his hips are wider than his shoulders.
Despite his disciplined workouts, Gil sadly suffered from a harsh case of Bitch Hips.
Bitch Hips by Lexi Fulton October 14, 2011

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

bitch hips 

A highly sensitive male who enjoys sailing, hails from a family of hippies, and if you were to cut his legs off, his torso would look like a penis.
David: Why don't you hang out with Colin anymore?
Jessica: Cuz he can't take a joke and he has bitch hips.
bitch hips by hippieclamp69 May 26, 2008

bitchiprofen

Medicine commonly prescribed for the alleviation of a serious bitchitude.
Take 2000mg of bitchiprofen and leave me alone. Come back when your bitchitude it gone.
bitchiprofen by Zamzorro December 1, 2011

bitchish 

the "language" used to talk or bitch behind a friends back without them hearing the conversation.

it can often be used as an insult to a person who constantly bitchs about people.
"we best speak bitchish or she will hear us"

"yo why are you speaking bitchish about me"

"all he ever does is bitch about people, what is he bitchish"
bitchish by its free April 21, 2010