bitch filter 

a girl best friend who is there to tell you if the girl you are trying to get with is there to use you for your money,car,social status etc..

dude, every girl i end up with ends up being a gold digger and i end up with nothing

you just need to find a bitch filter to get those girls out of your life

bitch filter by wordguru92 March 8, 2011

Bitchfinder 

1. Anything that can and will attract ladies
2. A weapon that put into the right hand will seek out and kill the "bitches".
3. Any weapon on call of duty 4 with the grenade launcher attached to it.

1. "Dude this new phone is a bitchfinder!, i've been getting bitches numbers all night.
2. "He is good with that bitchfinder."
3."I just bitch found that guy!"

Bitchfinder by Car2nlover October 9, 2008

Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.

Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!

Bitchfixer by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

bitchfester 

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.

"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"

bitchfester by Rubio July 31, 2008

bitchsitter 

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

bitchsitter by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

bitch filter 

The act of being one's filter for bitch-ness: taking the blunt of all of a person's (although not refrained to, see bitch) bitchy personality or "venting" so that they can become a normal person for someone they do not wish to be a bitch to.

I'm sick of being your goddamned bitch filter Jordan, you only do this so that you feel better about yourself for not being an enormous bitch to your actual boyfriend.

bitch filter by Eric The Great Red July 6, 2010

Bitchister 

A sister who is always bitchy.

I want to go but my Bitchister won't shut up long enough to give me a ride.

Bitchister by R.o.c.k.e.r August 14, 2020