bitchsitter

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

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Bitchsitter

The guy that the other guys leave with the wives and girlfriends. He tends to the bitches while the men are away.

This weekend is the guys big fishing trip, but the girls will be in good hands with the usual bitchsitter, Javen.

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"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."

Bitchster by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

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A sister - in -law that is a bitch

Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?

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"when it comes to hipsters; I'm a complete bitchster... I want to throw all their mismatched tea cups at them!"

bitchster by bitchster1 August 24, 2011

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1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.

Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.

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A male bitch. Someone who, if you killed, they would die slowly and painfully as you laughed at them. See asshole, fucker, bitch, or prick.

Hey, did you see that guy? We're @ 80 on the freeway and he cuts in front of us and starts going 40. What a bitchster.

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