40 definitions by onehandcrabbing

iPlaid

The tartan of Apple Computer.

What is that guy wearing?

That's iPlaid. He must be an Apple engineer.

by onehandcrabbing October 18, 2012

Haunted Hoose

A Canadian haunted house, eh.

There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

What Does The Fox Say?

A polite way to say, "What the fuck?"

Girlfriend: I forgot my toothbrush, so I used yours.
Boyfriend: What does the fox say?

by onehandcrabbing October 28, 2013

Poople

People who smell like shit.

There were a lot of poople at the concert last night.

by onehandcrabbing December 18, 2013

Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Winter Olympics

The Olympics in which white Europeans can compete and win.

"I can't run as fast as those Kenyans or dive, flip and twist as well as those Asians!"

"You need to start training for the Winter Olympics, Sven."

by onehandcrabbing April 21, 2013

Romcainey

In presidential politics: to pick a vice presidential candidate who hurts your campaign more than helps it and then then to subsequently sink your campaign completely by making an ill-advised or ridiculous statement in September before the election.

Named for John McCain and Mitt Romney who both achieved the feat.

John McCain vice presidential pick: Sarah Palin. September announcement to suspend his campaign to go back to Washington to work on the financial crisis.

Mitt Romney vice presidential pick: Paul Ryan. September criticism of U.S. embassy while it was then currently under attack and mistakenly accusing the current administration of pandering to terrorists.

Our vice presidential candidate is dragging us down. Let's carefully stay on message this September so we don't commit a Romcainey.

by onehandcrabbing September 13, 2012