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bitchfester 

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
bitchfester by Rubio July 31, 2008
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Bitchbuster 

A private company similar to Ghostbusters, but specializing in the removal of bitches.
I ain't scared of no bitch. Who you gonna call? Bitchbusters

Quick call the Bitchbusters! Our basement has been overrun by bitches again.
Bitchbuster by Albevada November 30, 2011

bitchfest 

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.
We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.
bitchfest by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

bitchbuster 

noun- a penis

verb- to bitchbust, to have sex
I whipped out my bitchbuster and we had sex.

I totally bitchbusted that chick last night.
bitchbuster by SmittyD April 17, 2009

bitchmaster

One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"
Bitchmaster is the master of all bitches.
bitchmaster by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006

Bitchster 

"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."
Bitchster by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

bitchaster 

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.
We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.
bitchaster by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008