Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

by DatOneJoker478 October 2, 2022

My bitch

what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.

*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.

by Box March 23, 2005

My bitch

Often used to describe a bestfriend or boy/girlfriend.

Often used to describe a bestfriend or boy/girlfriend.

Allie- *showing off bestfriend* you're my bitch right?
BFF- hell yeah I am

Gf- hey babe
Bf- yeah?
Gf- you're my bitch
Bf- sounds about right

Or the opposite way

by has- December 12, 2019

my bitch

Stands for a female dog, typically a german shephard or toy poodle.

I am tired of walking my bitch! she is so tempermental!

by Genius with a capital A April 24, 2009

That's my bitch

That's my bitch

That's my bitch

by That's my bitch January 16, 2022

my bitch

someone who is loved very much by their significant other and is in a very loving relationship and someone who is the other persons “bitch”. this doesn’t mean they arent loved by the other person its just a saying so calm ur tits.

friend- “so hows ur girl”
significant other- “shes the best”
friend- “how”
significant other- “oi bitch go get me a beer”
the bitch- *gets beer*
significant other- “love my bitch”

by reidytheshagger May 18, 2019

My bitch

If someone says “you’re my bitch” that means you’re very beautiful and that persons loved u the mostest and you should be really nice to them and make them sandwiches

Dannicake said to graciebean “you’re my bitch” then graciebean made him a sandwich:)

by Dannicake May 13, 2021