Bitch my ass

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017

BITCH MY SHIT!

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.

Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'

by BITCH MY SHIT, SHIT-BITCH April 3, 2011

bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

my bitch

an individual who belongs to you.

the entire american population under the u.s. government.

by civilian April 2, 2003

My Bitch

A term of endearment, which when used in the right context is the highest form of compliment.

Hey Brittanie?

Yes Ivan?

You my bitch, right?

You know it baby!!

by ARealSmartAss January 8, 2018

my bitch

typically used as a girlfriend thing.

This your bitch?
Yeah, she's my bitch.

by dontaskmynameeee January 5, 2022

That’s my bitch

Someone who’s ur best friend and would do any shit for u.

Taylor: who’s that skanky girl over there?
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!

by Itsbrittney3itch August 18, 2018