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Bitchmark
-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.
Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.
OR
Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.
OR
Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
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bitchmarks
I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.
bitchmarks by Cynicool April 21, 2020
Bitchmark
Bitch-mark (see also Bitch-marked.) This happens frequently on American prisons. (First occurred in Louisana, 1958)
To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.
To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.
To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
Once this guy in Cell block D, named Victor.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.
Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.
Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
Bitchmark by Prisonworker May 17, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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