46 definitions by Cynicool

misenchantment

My daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the Kardashians.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

The doctrine that God isn't all He's cracked up to be.

Looking at how badly the Creation is managed lends credibility to the doctrine of hypotheism.

by Cynicool March 30, 2017

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.

I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.

by Cynicool April 2, 2017

A display of contempt that has no effect on its object.

Once someone's spoofed you and scraped your data, any online insult to him is merely impotempt.

by Cynicool September 25, 2021

The bullshit that executives tell their employees and customers.

The boss called another company meeting to dole out the latest round of execrement.

by Cynicool July 5, 2018

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

by Cynicool June 20, 2019

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017