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ur bird a fish 

Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase
MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard

fish-bird 

A term describing an very offensive and nauseating odor that eminates from a penis that remains unwashed for days after having intercourse with a woman's love pocket.
Jon Martin had wicked fish-bird after drilling his old lady and not washing for a week, because he is a nasty bastard.
fish-bird by Scott Nelson January 30, 2003

a bird will never be a fish 

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."

king fisher bird 

bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also
Man, that king fisher bird has great tits.
king fisher bird by JiiM November 5, 2003

double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.
" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"