An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

The BioClock Speaking by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

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Biocuck

A Biocuck is a person who denies useful technology, generally (but not always) in favor of inferior biological methods. Although a large portion of the population claims to love technology, the reality is that the vast majority of people are Biocucks. Biocucks are scared of eating lab grown meat, or letting parents select use gene selection for their children. Both the left-wing and right-wing have Biocucks. More examples of Biocuckoldry include hating renewable energy, hating Elon Musk, not wanting to go to space, being anti-trans, being pro-life, and much more.

There is currently dispute on whether social services are considered Biocuckoldry. One line of thought is that "every-man-for-himself" is an outdated Biocuck mentality. However, the leading opinion is that spending resources on useless biological beings is the true form of Biocuckoldry; biology is useless beyond it's functionality.

Whiny Leftist: "I demand a clean environment, but I don't want Elon Musk to be the one to do it! Also, give me UBI"
Based 2026'r: "Shut the fuck up, you fkn Biocuck."
Pro-lifer: "Haha, owned, leftist Biocuck! You look like a tranny by the way!"
Based 2026'r: "Transphobia isn't cool, you're a Biocuck too."

Biocuck by Based 2026'r November 3, 2020

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