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Can be used to replace almost any swearword in almost any context. Can also describe anything that is bad or rubbish.

Note: this CAN be found in standard dictionaries.
1. Look at that snake with two heads... what the bilge?

2. What are you on about? You're talking bilge.

3. Oh bilge, I wrote some complete bilge in that exam.

4. What are you bilging doing!? You're such a bilgemonger.
Bilge by Orlandooo June 11, 2008
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the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards
her, Cap'n, the bilge is filling up with water......FAST !
Bilge by Jake March 5, 2004
Bilge is smart, swag and the gayest person in the world. If you're loved by Bilge, you're very lucky. Bilge will give you all of her love for free and unconditionally. She is loyal and loving. The best girlfriend you can ever get. Of course, she has some bad habits too. She thinks too much sometimes. And sometimes "love" confuses her. But she's always trying her best to make her loved ones happy.
Umm, don't get me wrong but... Is Bilge gay?
Bilge by Reitto December 11, 2021
1. Any slimy, disgusting substance, that no-one in their right mind would want to go near. Often contains streaks of green and brown.

See also gunge

2. A load of rubbish someone says to fill in time or fill paper.

See also waffle

3. A sentinmental speech, often on a TV or movie.

See also clap trap
"I opened up the drain cover, and there was loads of bilge everywhere. Urgh!"
Bilge by Jamie McGarry March 3, 2004
A bong. Term used by stoners, lads and surfies alike. Predominantley used by lads.
"Pass the bilge bro."
"Oh shit the coppers bruz, dump the bilge lets go bro."
bilge by Boydos January 5, 2006
The type of guy that always wants to dominate effeminate men but at the same time wants to be dominated by older women.
Guy 1: "How come you let that girl boss you around all the time? Usually you're more dominant that that."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but only with girly dudes."
Guy 1: "Man, you're such a bilge."
Bilge by NotSpook December 13, 2021