Baldy I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"
"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"
"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"
by tFTW June 24, 2009
Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.
by The one and only BILFhunter June 01, 2006
boy i'd like to fuck
Justin's such a bilf! I'd love to stick my big cock in his tight little virgin ass!
by boytoylover June 11, 2003
Boss I'd like to fuck.
"A great tragedy is happening, a BILF is leaving her job."
by bilf hunter January 27, 2010
Brotha' I'd like to Fuck

A black man you would like to have sexual intercorse with
*at the night-club*
Friend 1: Oh my god! Do you see that black guy over there at the bar?
Friend 2: I know! He's one sexy BILF...
by Ni Angelo December 15, 2009
Baby I would like to fuck.
"Dude I saw a stroller today and wanted to fuck that baby. That was a BILF."

"That baby has such luscious loins, what a BILF."
by BallinBalla99 July 09, 2009
bitch I'd like to fuck
That bilf is pretty hot.
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."
Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008

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