boy i'd like to fuck
"Hey dude, look at that hot guy...i want to bilf his little ass."
by Q32 September 10, 2008
Bartender I'd like to fuck!
Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.
by CROWN PAUL April 07, 2008
Boss I'd like to fuck.
"A great tragedy is happening, a BILF is leaving her job."
by bilf hunter January 27, 2010
Beer Induced Leg Failure. A condition where by the sufferer falls over and hurts themselves or looks stupid. Condition is caused by endulging too much in the glorious amber ale we know as beer. Symptoms which indicate a case of BILF is iminent include swaying and stumbling.
Jamie fell victim to a severe case of BILF during his night out at the pub.
by SmithsonianWA July 21, 2006
Blonde I'd like to fuck
Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!
by djmonarch August 18, 2005