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Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."

big breasted girl 

some call her grindemyre, I call her a fine piece of ass
big breasted girl by matt_ISGOD September 29, 2003

Big breasted woman 

Someone that has huge breasts and typically has blond hair. Tends to smell bad and eat a lot of cheese. Complains a lot when her alcoholic drink is made with lime juice. Tends to look younger than age.
Oh man look at that big breasted woman!
Big breasted woman by Meow684 December 25, 2021

Big Breasted Belly Thrasher 

1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....

Big Beastiality 

Sexual encounters with smaller mammals (e.g. Hamsters) brought about as a direct consequence of drinking one too many Big Beastie
Aww dave i made a big beastiality video with a hamster last night
Big Beastiality by TrippyDrippy January 14, 2009

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp 

Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp
Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp