Altered state of confusion, normally drug or alcohol induced, that has the effect of rendering the person oblivious to his loss of control. Biffledinked is typically used by the intoxicated person in error.
Also: a state experienced by runners when exhaustion blocks normal channels and allows the runner to continue on beyond normal limits.
Duke (in a Doonesbury comic): "I'm on my fifth tab and it looks like I've been ripped off again. This stuff is so bad I am not even the slightest bit BiffleDinked!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"