bitchfest 

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.

We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.

bitchfest by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

bitchfast

When you wake up in the morning and realize you don't have any breakfast and bitch about it. Also refered as bitchfasting.

Alex: "What are you bitching about?"

Jake: "I woke up this morning and I couldn't find anything to eat!"

Alex: "Ah I see your having a bitchfast..."

bitchfast by Triplea4517 May 9, 2011

bitchfester 

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.

"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"

bitchfester by Rubio July 31, 2008

bitchfist 

a guy or girl who hits like a bitch or an insult that someone is a bitch

that guy is such a bitchfist
man he or she hits like a bitchfist

bitchfist by anonomous May 31, 2004

bitchfist 

1. A guy who hits like a woman.
2. To hit something/someone like a woman.

Mike bitchfisted his PC too much, and now it doesn't work.

bitchfist by plopomatic January 31, 2008

bitchfist 

Female version of the bro-fist often used by bitchy females after a rude comment was issued, also used when something funny was said.

Sarah: Did you see that loser Shaun hit on me?"
Jennifer: Yeah i heard you pantsed him and told him to go die, hahah"
Sarah: Bitchfist!"
*Sarah initiates bitch fist by putting out fist*
*Jennifer does the same and hits fists with her*

bitchfist by limmy bardin May 25, 2011

bitchfest 

A group of friends that when one starts to complain bitch the rest follow suit, causing a bitchfest. Sometimes it can even involve parental figures.

Suzie- I really hate the fact that Christina always get her way.
Shannon- I know all she has to do is go to her mom. "I have to have my phone, or I won't be able to talk to Bobby."
Serena- Let's not turn this into a bitchfest. I wanna be able to go to the movies happy.

bitchfest by loveliesenorita7 March 7, 2008