bitchfast

When you wake up in the morning and realize you don't have any breakfast and bitch about it. Also refered as bitchfasting.

Alex: "What are you bitching about?"

Jake: "I woke up this morning and I couldn't find anything to eat!"

Alex: "Ah I see your having a bitchfast..."

bitchfast by Triplea4517 May 9, 2011

bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

bitchass bullshit 

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.

"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."

bitchass bullshit by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016

bitchass durant 

A nickname for Kevin Durant given by the 2k YouTuber, KrispyFlakes. This was given to KD because of his move to GSW

Durant: Finals MVP after a 2k challenge

KP: "....and there is bitchass durant with the Finals MVP

bitchass durant by B4ll3r77 June 2, 2017

bitchass dog 

1. lord and savior

2. Legal guardian

Bitchass dog is a fucking god!!

bitchass dog by Maboo11 November 18, 2017

Bitchassmotherfucker 

Someone that you are not speaking highly of at the moment.

That dude slept with my girlfriend.

Reply; What a Bitchassmotherfucker.

Bitchassmotherfucker by Ed Kolesar August 2, 2006

bitchassness maximus 

The maximum level of bitchassness a person can attain, there have been only a handful of cases in the world thusfar.

D Breezy is on that bitchassness maximus tip again.

bitchassness maximus by lebron101 June 21, 2009