Bibliophile
Bibliophile by Jaenae January 5, 2017
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bibliographobia
The fear of bibliographies
Teacher: I expect you to hand in the assignment along with a bibliography.
Student: Sorry miss, I can't do a bibliography, I have bibliographobia.
Student: Sorry miss, I can't do a bibliography, I have bibliographobia.
bibliographobia by isthatglueonyourlip September 10, 2010
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Bibliophobia
(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)
English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
Bibliophobia by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009
bibliophibian
One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.
"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.
Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco
"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.
Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco
bibliophibian by 6141465 April 7, 2010
Bibliophile
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