A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.
1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!
a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)