Skip to main content

Bib Dylan 

A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.
Bib Dylan by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010

Dick Bib 

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!
Dick Bib by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

Dick Bib 

A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.
1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!
Dick Bib by BiG nELLs January 24, 2005

tye dye lobster bib 

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)
Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

douche bib 

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
douche bib by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

Dick-bib 

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
Dick-bib by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021