bi-tard 

A "straight" person who is Bi-curious, but who is afraid, and/or has no clue how to go about having a same sex experience. (Also bi-tarded) Usually this person has an unusual amount of gay, and lesbian friends and is often the only "straight" person in a group.

My friend Tiffany is so beautiful. I think about kissing her all the time. But I've never kissed a girl before and I'm nervous. I'm afraid to do anything about these feelings so I don't do anything. I am such a bi-tard.

bi-tard by _Nic_ January 6, 2008

Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic 

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.

This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!

Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic by DheezNutzz April 3, 2024

Bitarded 

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

Bitarded by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

bitard 

n. A fantastic creature that is the symbol of the Ordre du Vénéré Bitard, a student association of University of Poitiers in France, created during the 1920s. Members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.

NOTE: Although a previous UD definition says that this means "bisexual retard," that is a common misconception.

University of Poitiers Student: Salut! ¿Voulez-vous joindre à l'Ordre du Vénéré Bitard? Vous pouvez porter une cape.

US Transfer Student: Um, let me look that up in my French dictionary. I'm not sure I want to be a bitard.

bitard by loop zoop June 30, 2011

bitard 

bisexualy retard?...hmm i dont really know what this word means...but its funny

shut up you stupid bitard

bitard by orange January 19, 2004

Bitardial

When someone is twice as retarded as they usually are.

I was trying to make sense of the story but was way to stoned, I was little bitardial.

Bitardial by Macho Camacho June 28, 2024

Bitard

The russian Internet slang for an active user of an imageboard (E.g Dvach (Russian) or 4Chan (English))

-Is he always on Dvach
-Yup, he's a bitard

Bitard by Carolus_00 February 19, 2026