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Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 April 01, 2006
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"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"
by thegrouch5555 September 15, 2006
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Polite term for knacker discomfort
"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks
by Garthy July 09, 2006
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British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.
"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"
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Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)
Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!
by Samhandwich April 06, 2004
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some prick face twat who wears the same boxers and trousers for several days in the boiling heat then the dumb fuck decides to put shorts on over them.
"hey is that Neville!, yo dat dicks wearing a pair of shorts over his trousers" looks like dat nigga gonna have a case of "betty Swollocks"
by $lick M@c September 17, 2003
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